Pillow - after Tuesday, the rest of days spell WTF.
Pillow - all you need is love & a cat
Pillow - all you need is love & a dog
Pillow - an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough
Pillow - auto correct makes me say things I didn't Nintendo
Pillow (white)- be a pineapple, stand tall, wear a crown & be sweet on the inside
Pillow - be a pineapple, stand tall, wear a crown & be sweet on the inside
Pillow - born to ski, forced to study
Pillow - born to ski, forced to work
Pillow - caution trees don't move
Pillow - chocolate comes from cocoa which is a plant therefore chocolate counts as a salad
Pillow - cute as a button
Pillow - does running late count as exercise?
Pillow - don't let anyone dull your sparkle
Pillow - easily manipulated by grandkids
Pillow - go jump in the lake
Pillow - good morning gorgeous!
Pillow - I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you
Pillow - I just pulled an all nighter- i never had to get up to go to the bathroom
Pillow - I like everything about college, except the studying
Pillow (white) - I love it when my wife lets me golf
Pillow - I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the pringles holder on the treadmill
Pillow - I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell her to tell me to do.
Pillow - I run like the winded
Pillow - I shoot people and I sometimes cut off their heads
Pillow - I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved
Pillow - I was born to be wild, but only until 9 pm or so
Pillow - if I were a bird, I know who I'd shit on
Pillow - if you lose a shoe after midnight, you're not Cinderella, you're just drunk
Pillow - If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
Pillow - I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them
Pillow - let's eat mom, let's eat, mom punctuation saves lives
Pillow (white) - lost 4 balls, found 3, I'm 1 under
Pillow - listen to your mother!
Pillow - number days old, but who's counting?
Pillow - prayers go up, blessings come down
Copy of Pillow - retired & down to one boss: Me
Pillow - ski pillow (double black diamond equals ski patrol)
Pillow - ski ski ski relax
Pillow - state & city pillow
Pillow - state & city pillow
Pillow - you are amazing!
Pillow (white) - you are my sunshine
Pillow - you are my sunshine
Pillow - you call them swear words, I call them sentence enhancers
Pillow - you lost me at "I don't ski"
Pillow (white) - you make me happy when skies are grey
Pillow - you make me happy when skies are grey
